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exactly what IS a donutposse anyway?
What is a 'Donutposse' anyway? I get that one all the time.

You're too skinny to look like a member of something called a Donutposse.
or
Donutposse, what's that?
or
What's your e-mail? Come again?

So I'm going to gather the thoughts of some great men (and women) on what exactly constitutes a donutposse, the Donutposse, and so on ad infinitum.

George H. W. Bush called Donutposse a "gateway" blog.

King Wen called Donut Clan, an early predecessor of the modern day Donutposse, "the union of heaven's will for man and man's desire for heaven."

Richard Simmons said that the Donutposse was "the greatest threat to the asses of the american people since girl scout cookies."

Newspaper columnist Ken Hoffman declined to comment. (Perhaps wisely.)

State Rep. Talmadge Heflin (R-Houston) stated, upon learning of the relocation of Donutposse World Headquarters from Houston to Austin, Texas, that he was delighted to have such an organization take up residence in Austin.

The guy that was standing at Burnet and 183 begging the other day said, "I hope the Donutposse has accepted Jesus Christ as its personal savior. Can I have a quarter?"

Actor Al Pacino stated that he'd be honored to portray the lead if the story of the Donutposse was ever made into a film.

James Faller of the National Institute of Standards and Technology, said "I now own a 1050 pound tungsten donut. What else am I supposed to do with it?" Hopefully he was talking about doing something productive.

When asked "McDonald's or Burger King?" by some "upscale" magazine, Robert Del Grande, Owner/Chef at Cafe Annie in Houston, replied: "Do they have doughnuts?" When asked "What one food makes you happier than all the rest?" he answered calmly, "The presence of doughnuts."

Clara Barton, founder of the American Red Cross (and Queen on the Civil War chess set), said "Donuts make men strong, and bring comfort to the ailing and dispossessed. It's too bad I couldn't name the Red Cross after them. The Red Donut? No, it didn't sound right."

A person who wishes to remain anonymous said "The future is bright, as long as the Donutposse continues to thrive."

Director Jim Jarmusch said "I was originally going to call it 'Coffee, Donuts, and Cigarettes' but the marketing consultants, those soulless fiends, nixed the idea."

Bill Wilson speaking outside his capacity as founder of Alcoholics Anonymous said "I would have gone on to found Donutposse if AA hadn't taken off like it did."

and finally,

Your mom said if she'd met the Donutposse first, you might never have been born.

I hope this serves to clear things up.